The Malaysian guide to parking

Malaysians may not be the top of the list of scumbag drivers, but we do have a chance when it comes to competing with parking. Truth is, we are trained in the harshest environment, therefore we have learned, adapted and acquired specific parking skills that can leave most speechless. Here's some of our parking skills you might want to consider learning.


The DOUBLE TROUBLE

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We're the typical ones you'll find in almost every place that seems busy. We'll make a stop, blocking at least two cars, won't leave our number and enjoy a long coffee break.There'll be a parking spot slightly further away, but there's some walking to do. F*ck that.

The LINE BLIND

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Usually the streets have lines to guide us. But that's just a guide. Come on', who makes these rules? We park however we want wherever we want. Besides, it'll only take awhile... like two hours kinda while.

The LATE FOR DATE

Remember in the movies when they are late, they just park the car however or wherever they can? Well, we do that whenever we're late for work because we're always late for work.

The OVER SHOT

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Don't judge us when we park like this. It's not because we didn't know how to park. It's because we're giving the spot to someone else to park behind us

The SCUMBAG KING

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I know, I know.... You're about to call this an Ass. Well we call this utilizing. Have you ever seen the disabled parking being fully occupied? We're only doing others a favor by occupying it.